all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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