Where did you get a picture of my penis
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
We just shotgunned beers for America
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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