Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
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someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
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It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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