You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
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Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
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It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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