I didn't shave. On purpose
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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