Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
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my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
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I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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