Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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