We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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