Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
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i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
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New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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