can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
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