I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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