Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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