I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Enjoy the penises
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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