No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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