if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Randomize
