So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
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