They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
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Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
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I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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