problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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