he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Randomize
