I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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