The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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