Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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