I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
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That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
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my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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