return my video game
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
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I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
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I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
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