Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
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In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
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no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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