Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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