Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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