i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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