Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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