Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
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I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
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SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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