so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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