do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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