I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
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