Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Randomize
