She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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