Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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