Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
