I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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