so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
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I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
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Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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