God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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