Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
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How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
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Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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