I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
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