I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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