My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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