I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
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She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
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He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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