fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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