Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
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