people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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