i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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