Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
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she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
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Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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