I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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