jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I need help removing her.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
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I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
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I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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