dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
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I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I just blew my weed a kiss
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
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I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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