i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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