Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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