everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
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Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
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We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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