Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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